Diary: Oh yes, you are!
Diary: OH YEAH REALLY. CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S SO MUCH DUST IN HERE?
Me: ...I don't see any dust.
Diary: OH YOU LITTLE-- alright, I'm leaving!
Me: Wait, you can't leave! You're part of my life!
Diary: So what it feels if your part of your life is leaving you!?
Me: Uh... sad?
Diary: So that's it! Then be it! We're done here!
Diary: I'm going!
Me: Wait, no! Please, don't leeeeaavee!
...okay that's much of the cheesy dialog between me and my diary. Oh, my insane diary. I'm sorry if I forgotten you, it's just... I don't have that much time to spend it with you. *but in fact, I'm too lazy to update it.*